Tagged: Reader Submission

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Yes, I own a Dyson and it’s almost the bloody best piece of equipment in my house. I also do remember the days before it and I did not enjoy them at all.

However, just because you’ve revolutionised daily life, doesn’t entitle you to sit in an ivory tower and act like an ass. The Dyson creator, in what I can only assume to be sheer paranoia has taken to spying on staff members to ensure his technology isn’t ripped off by competitors. To add insult to injury he’s also made mention that if you’re not his consumer, you’re, well, living in the dark ages.

So let me get this straight James, it took you a whole 16 years to get your ball-hoovers on the market and you’re implying we’re stupid?

James Dyson, you suck!

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It’s extremely hard for me to say anything bad about the Dutch as they’re most excellent at putting their fingers in holes…but I agree with the reader submission that this chap, André Rieu. needs a full frontal Violin in hand slap. Stat.

Crimes against humanity include, but are not limited to:
1. Allowing oldies to think group waltzing is okay.
2. The many smug faces of André as best demonstrated through his website navigation.
3. His nickname is the ‘Mel Gibson of the violin’.

Pictures   The official André Rieu website

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