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So you find yourself needing a new bikini or rather you’ve seen the latest ‘IT’ bikini and you rush out to buy it. You finger on the pulse sheep trendy thing you!

You put it on the ATG bikini and low and behold it doesn’t transform you magically and instantly into a bikini model with the savviest fashion sense and a hot contract for a beach shoot…it’s actually looks like you took scissors to your little brothers spiderman outfit. And the kicker? EVERYONE is doing it too. You’re cutting skills are not original.

I’d also like to point out, they don’t actually look that good on. In real life – where you live.

In conclusion: ATG bikini’s are a showpiece, they should only be worn by models like the one above, because she’s photoshopped hot and she’s not actually ever going to swim in it.

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